Today, on the drive up to school, I saw one of those tax guys standing on a corner - you know the place that has people dress up like the statue of liberty? Maybe it's not nationwide. But anyway, they make people dress up and stick them on street corners. Today, Lady Liberty had a ski mask on. It was frightening. Like a weird Americana horror ( Read more... )

At least once a week, I find myself turning into the Grinch.

ALL THE NOISE, NOISE, NOISE!

Effing whos. Drive me nuts.

Make them all STFU.

I would not be terribly surprised if, one of these days, I just snapped and started bitching out everyone in the office. Or had a psychotic break. Or both.

Yes. I am slowly but surely losing my sanity

1) People who hold conversations with you while you're on the toilet. Don't. It's just WEIRD ( Read more... )

1) WHISTLERS. You know what I'm talking about. That guy who is always whistling, no matter how many people are around, even when he's walking right behind you! That guy creeps me the shit out. And furthermore, I came here to work, not for a concert. Keep your cheery little tune to yourself ( Read more... )

You know what I hate?

1) Full public bathrooms. It's so uncomfortable.

2) People who use too much air freshener in said bathrooms. I mean, a) I like to breathe, and b) if it smells that bad, you'd better be changing something in your diet, lady ( Read more... )